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dropship /lakehouse
(replace your Guru w/ AI Discord Bots)

An e-Commerce Program
That takes itself...

Take a Sneak Peek

Performance Coaching Evolution

A better way is here, it's simple:
Our AI's Take the Program for you...

The Guru Model

A Vicious Cycle

Buy Endless Coaching

The Broken Guru Model...

  • 01

    Their "Program"

    - 6-12 months
    - $5-10K course
    - Learn how to do product pages & ads like your guru
    - Outdated and broke by time you finish learning

  • 02

    Their Grift

    - Spend $1000s & 100+ hrs testing
    - 5-10% get lucky
    - Enough to give you hope
    - Guru spends your $ on ads to bait next 100

  • 03

    Their Upsell

    - Gurus run quantum funnel mechanics
    - Trying to hook you into next mastermind, agency, or another program

The Next Model

Have Lifetime Coaching

Buy 0-Infinite Credits

Our Model...

  • 01

    A Program, that's also a Program.

    - Easy, Cheap $50/mo or $500/yr
    - 100+ hrs of Video
    - 1000+ Pages of PDFs, Guides & Instructions
    - All New Coaching, Case Studies & Templates Monthly
    - Bots already do every module or template better than any human
    - A Programmed Programmable Program

  • 02

    0 Grift...
    0 Promises..
    Just Good Code & AI.

    - 0 (not 6) months of memorization
    - 0 (not 10) hours for bots to run program on 1 product to test
    - bots retrain on new templates
    - Took: $5K & 6mo to learn how to do pages/ads in 12 hrs
    - Now: Do all that Day 1
    - 1000X Your Pace & Probability
    -0 Pressure or Credit Minimums

  • 03

    Same Upsell
    We'll Earn it.

    -We're not interested in big course margins, we sell useful credits
    - Less than $1 in credits for bots to execute the program on a product
    - Spend All Your Time & Money Optimizing Ads, like a General
    - Stop being a soldier and doing discord botwork
    - Take a nap, let python & AI do the math!
    - When the time comes, invest in credits & establish data superiority

Product Profile: Your Marketing Database

(10 Starter Variables to build Copy & Templates)

  • Demographics

  • Pains

  • Desires

  • Wants

  • Benefits

  • Features

  • Differentiators

  • Instructions

  • Specifications

  • Objections

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You'll Learn & Leverage them
But let the bots find & use them..

 
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Watch Product Profiling

How to Learn & Maximize 🧠

πŸ₯· Offload Memory & Compute

πŸ§‘β€πŸ« Hey Einstein, β€œWhat is the speed of sound?”

β€œI don’t know. I don’t burden my memory with such facts that I can easily find in any textbook.” πŸ”‘

Your Textbook is anything & everything πŸ“²

πŸ‘£Β 5 Steps Ahead &Β Always Learning..

Your Textbook is your /lakehouse 🏞️

And a Lakehouse 🧱

πŸ₯£ /reference:
Fetch, Memorize, Forget


Here's some Program Processes:

- Lots of CSVs / Google Sheets...
AKA Python Pandas Dataframes
(common language between us & AI's)

  • Learning Accelerator

  • Testing Scheduler

  • Product Calculator

  • Product Profile

  • Angle Correlation

  • Formulaic Copywriting

  • Funnel Templating

  • Video Ad Templating

  • Categorical Targeting

Learning AcceleratorLearning Accelerator

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Testing SchedulerTesting Scheduler

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Product CalculatorProduct Calculator

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Product ProfileProduct Profile

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Angle CorrelationAngle Correlation

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Formulaic CopywritingFormulaic Copywriting

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Funnel TemplatingFunnel Templating

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Video Ad TemplatingVideo Ad Templating

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Categorical TargetingCategorical Targeting

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Tailored Plans

Choose the Best Option for your Budget

You can upgrade at any time, but you don’t need scaler unless you have profitable campaigns.

/tester

$50 / Month

billed monthly
$500.00 billed yearly

Main Features

Credits per month

5,500

Real-Time Lakelines

1,500

Review Classifications

4,000

Core /lakehouse models

+

Core /lakehouse frameworks

+

Hourly Generation Queue

+

/optimizer

$150 / Month

billed monthly
$1,500.00 billed yearly
$1,000.00 billed yearly

Main Features

Credits per month

12,500

Real-Time Lakelines

3,500

Review Classifications

8,000

Core /lakehouse models

+

Core /lakehouse frameworks

+

Minutely Generation Queue

+

Other Features

Instant Ads Optimization Generations

+

/scaler

$300 / Month

billed monthly
$3,000.00 billed yearly

Main Features

Credits per month

20,000

Real-Time Lakelines

7,500

Review Classifications

15,000

Core /lakehouse models

+

Core /lakehouse frameworks

+

Minutely Generation Queue

+

Other Features

Instant Ads Optimization Generations

+

Train /lakehouse bots

+

/ninja

$500 / month

billed monthly
$5,000.00 billed yearly

Main Features

Credits per month

50,000

Real-Time Lakelines

15,000

Review Classifications

30,000

Core /lakehouse models

+

Core /lakehouse frameworks

+

Secondly Generation Queue

+

Other Features

Instant Ads Optimization Generations

+

Train /lakehouse bots

+

Monetize /lakehouse commands

+

Personal

$15 / Month

billed yearly
$20.00 billed monthly

Main Features

Tokens per month

5,500

Upscales per month

1,500

Background removals

4,000

Pending jobs

+

Private generations

+

Priority infrastructure

β€”

Relaxed generation

β€”

Other Features

Essential Frenify models

+

Expanded Frenify models

+

Community models

β€”

Custom Model

β€”

Premium

$20 / Month

billed yearly
$25.00 billed monthly

Main Features

Tokens per month

12,500

Upscales per month

3,500

Background removals

8,000

Pending jobs

+

Private generations

+

Priority infrastructure

+

Relaxed generation

β€”

Other Features

Essential Frenify models

+

Expanded Frenify models

+

Community models

+

Custom Model

β€”

Enterprice

$30 / Month

billed yearly
$40.00 billed monthly

Main Features

Tokens per month

20,000

Upscales per month

7,500

Background removals

15,000

Pending jobs

+

Private generations

+

Priority infrastructure

+

Relaxed generation

+

Other Features

Essential Frenify models

+

Expanded Frenify models

+

Community models

+

Custom Model

+

Leave the Gurus Behind,
& Unlock a World of Endless Possibilities...

By operating like a General, instead of a Guru's soldier, and reclaiming your time.

πŸ“š Study Ecom.
Try /lakehouse
🏞️ In FREE πŸ₯·
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- End-to-end Live Case Studies βœ…
- πŸ’° Product Research to $100K/mo Brands

πŸ’» 100+ Video Hrs, Strategies & Methods, since 2018...

πŸ” Learn w/ 11,300+ Dropshippers, Marketers & Ninjas!

πŸ€– Trial /lakehouse bots in Giveaway Posts 🎁

😰 Extremely Demanding
Print-on-Demand AI's πŸ‘€

πŸ’Ž πŸ₯·

Self-training & shipping to /lakehouse labs ↙️
- FB Audience Mapping πŸ‘₯
- ETL 🧠 Conceptors, Editors
- Rankers, Scorers, Sorters 🦾
- Bundlers, Listicles (AOV πŸ“ˆ)
- πŸ‘†, πŸ‘‡ &🀞 Sellers (LTV πŸ“Š)
- πŸ“² Split-Test, Carousel, UTM
- Real-Time Optimizations
- Deepfakes πŸ₯Έβ‰οΈ

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